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You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

i m homer simpson?

You Are Homer Simpson

You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe... With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts. You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."

The Simpsons Personality Test

another love test

Your Heart Is Orange

Love equals unbridled happiness for you. You enjoy the wild ride of falling in love. And while the ride is fun for a while, you always get off once the thrill is gone. Your flirting style: Hyper Your lucky first date: Anything you need your passport for! Your dream lover: Is both daring and well grounded What you bring to relationships: Energy

What Color Heart Do You Have?

love quiz

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

short quiz

Your Hidden Talent

You are both very knowledgeable and creative. You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential. Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them. As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

flirt quiz

i swear dis is so inaccurate

You Are a Super Flirt

You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more!

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

quiz

You Are Cookie Monster

Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth. You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around. You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Dishonesty and lies

It's pretty funny how some ppl finally realized that I can be very dishonest and deceitful because I've always known that's in me (yes even wen i was a teeney weeney baby that faced d world wif a drooly smile). My question is who are they to judge me? My lies are not dere to hurt anyone and if they ever did, I neva meant to. As if those very people who labels others for being dishonest has never lied before? At least I am honest about my dishonesty, pfftt how ironic. The fact is I don't lie because I want to but yes in a very selfish sense, I do it to protect myself (and sometimes, others). Perhaps my dishonesty have hurt other people and for that I am very sorry but I only lie wen i m provoked, not that it always justifies what I have done but at least I think it's understandable. For those people who labels others for being immoral because they noe others have lied bout certain things, well open ur eyes miss or mr moral highground, life is not always linear, there is also the colour grey. I mean half of those people just fully bitch about others behind their backs while acting nice to them on the outside, ladies and gentleman, that's called deceit. Before judging someone, take a look at your own flaws first. By the way, Confucius said dat too but in complex Ancient Chinese.

Well back to my talking about my selfish ways, I must admit I am not always sorry about my lies and dishonesty because sometimes I just see it as the other person provoking me so much that I don't have a choice. I guess I need to open my eyes as well because there are always choices and the good people would make those right choices. However, the fact is I am not always a good person and if you are, that's pretty boring but congratulations. Sometimes, it's just really hard to tell wat is right from wat is wrong or wen u r under the influence of much negative emotions, ur rationality would definitely be absent.I sound like I am excusing myself and perhaps, that is one of my motives but I feel like I am a happier person now than who I was. Let me introduce you to the old me who cared alot about how others perceived me and had this solid self-discipline on myself where I would punish myself so much for being dishonest or just doing something wrong. Over the years, I've learnt 'y the hell does it matter wat others think', if they are mot close to me, they don't even noe me so who are they to judge me. And with self-discipline, it practically all gone but dis is one thing that I learnt that I cannot survive completely without, I just need a balance. If someone is so sensitive and cautious of every mistake they make and punish themselves harshly for that, he/she will have a very tough life ahead of dem and day will just end up seeing themselves as failures.

So my fellow people who live on the same planet as me, strive to b good but acknowledge dat u r bad, very very bad. (nudge nudge)

And for u moral snobs out dere, get off ur pedestal because a completely moral person does not judge but help others out.