Operation 'mary is desperate'
Due to the overwhelming response of my last blog, i figured why not continue this discussion of my dilema that hasnt quite developed yet. May I point out that this guy in my tutor, as much as i lyke him, i havent talked 2 him yet - nope, not even a hello. May i emphasise, this blog is to help me scheme a way to get to know this guy and 'steal' him away from his gf (which i m not actualli quite so sure nemore that he has one). So i guess the first step for me to 'steal' him from his gf is by talking to him. But then wat? The first step doesnt take a genius to figure out but wat on earth do I talk about? everyone tells me to talk to him! no1 tells me wat to talk about and plus, my mind freezes when I am in front of the guy i lyke - it happens every god damn time! so yes i m pleading, begging, threatening, wateva for your help, anyone, someone?
God save me, I am transcending myself into one of those annoying teenagers with a lack of trouble so they make one, preoccupying themselves with something called 'relationships'. This topic as most of you many know is totally out of my comprehension not only because I've never realli concerned myself with this alien area but also, I just lack in romantic ideas overall. I can recognize wen something is romantic and I would go 'oh dats sweet' when one of my fwends got smothered with love by their boyfwends but i dunno, i cant quite that concept personally. Say for example, roses, girls seemed 2 luv it wen they get it on valentines day but i would perceive that as pointless because roses die (unless someone gave it 2 me with lyke a pot and soil). Anyway, begone my blabbing. My point is I realli do think that I appear lyke a love skeptic because I am unable to get a boyfriend, but my question is whether I would differ in opinion if I do hav a boyfriend. Would my belief of "you can love someone forever but u cant be in luv foreva" be any different if I were to hav a love life of my own? i m still blabbing, this is a good time to retreat.
God save me, I am transcending myself into one of those annoying teenagers with a lack of trouble so they make one, preoccupying themselves with something called 'relationships'. This topic as most of you many know is totally out of my comprehension not only because I've never realli concerned myself with this alien area but also, I just lack in romantic ideas overall. I can recognize wen something is romantic and I would go 'oh dats sweet' when one of my fwends got smothered with love by their boyfwends but i dunno, i cant quite that concept personally. Say for example, roses, girls seemed 2 luv it wen they get it on valentines day but i would perceive that as pointless because roses die (unless someone gave it 2 me with lyke a pot and soil). Anyway, begone my blabbing. My point is I realli do think that I appear lyke a love skeptic because I am unable to get a boyfriend, but my question is whether I would differ in opinion if I do hav a boyfriend. Would my belief of "you can love someone forever but u cant be in luv foreva" be any different if I were to hav a love life of my own? i m still blabbing, this is a good time to retreat.
posted by lalabird at 10:13 PM
6 Comments:
ahaha maryy
u noe wot u can always do the classic thing, get a friend to talk for you while you stand there. lOL
only if i was there for some moral support. keke but im not.. but i will be there in spirit ^^
you can whip out the extreme methods:
Tell him you're terminally sick, and say that you want to spend the last week with someone you love: him.
Or, one day - come up to tutor really really pissed, like seriously start swearing and yelling at people, and then do it to him, and when he asks "whats wrong" you say "i like you"
oh the list goes on.
oh, how movie like jism! i like the second one. that would be so adorable and romantic. sighs.
i will not advocate boyfriend stealing. maybe you should just stare at him, all glassy eyed and be happy with that.
but if you want to be friends with him and thus, want to talk, you could stare at him, like i said. then he'll say "what are you looking at?" ta-da!
or you could be silly and traditional and pretend to bump into him. "OH. i am so sorry!"
u guys r so movie lyke n cute at the same time, i m proud that my fwends are not in2 sex appeal, that means u guys still hav a tint of innocence left :) if i c him tomolo, i've decided to definitely start talkin 2 him, i mean who noes, mayb i wont end up lyking him :)
hahaha ur so funny mary ^___^
yah, so its hard. But then, nothing would happen if nothing comes out of ur mouth!! So, my advice is, grab every opportunity u can to start talking to him. Argue with him even! Like, he makes a comment in class. Beg to differ! Make him angry, make him go "er..ok.." WATEVER! Just make him NOTICE! *chuckles*
How ironic that i'm telling you this hahahahhaa....
Go! Go! maryyyyy Go! Go!
*does a lil jingle*
lol ... talk to the poor guy, whu knows, he might be desperate to talk to you too ... wait, i shouldn't be talking, i tried that once, for like to lessons said hi to this guy also at tutor and got no response so i just stopped ... :P
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