New year resolution
* To find a rich boyfriend.
* To lose 10kg to fit into my dream wedding dress.
* To stop flirting with my boss - dats completely unhealthy (he's in his 50s - I know, yuck).
* To not vomit over some innocent bypasser every time I get drunk.
* To not spend all my money on alcohol and cigarettes, so I can actually pay my bills for a change.
* To control my compulsive impulsive disorder for house-cleaning (I wish I have that problem or else my house wouldnt b a mess)
* To save $1 a day to buy my 88 Wydnam Charlot red wine
'The End"
Note: For those who dont noe me, I m only kidding around because one, I have a new-found sense of humour and two, mostly two, I found chocolate chip muffins in my fridge (cholate=hysterical, irrational mentality)
* To lose 10kg to fit into my dream wedding dress.
* To stop flirting with my boss - dats completely unhealthy (he's in his 50s - I know, yuck).
* To not vomit over some innocent bypasser every time I get drunk.
* To not spend all my money on alcohol and cigarettes, so I can actually pay my bills for a change.
* To control my compulsive impulsive disorder for house-cleaning (I wish I have that problem or else my house wouldnt b a mess)
* To save $1 a day to buy my 88 Wydnam Charlot red wine
'The End"
Note: For those who dont noe me, I m only kidding around because one, I have a new-found sense of humour and two, mostly two, I found chocolate chip muffins in my fridge (cholate=hysterical, irrational mentality)
posted by lalabird at 2:23 PM
2 Comments:
hey beautiful! or was it gorgeous.. we're so good together i keep forgetting who is who. heheh well it is the other midget =] hope u haf the bestest yr this yr .. miss ya heaps! xox `ps. communicating virtually is cool.. we should make it a new fashion trend thingy xD
Fuck man for a few moments i thought Manly turned you in a superficial alcoholic/smoking addict lol =D.
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